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Keyrats
Blading the Secretary
Don't Panic
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Waking up without a clue
Everything old is feeling new
A Spanish olive you can chew
I think I wanna go and...

Start a war inside your head
Get you closer to my bed
Turn the white into the red
So that I can make you 

Whoa
In my bed
In my head
I'm blading the secretary

Whoa
Love is dead
But in my head
I'm slaying the secretaries 

So wash your head and shrug it off
Something is eating me up
Something I put in your cup
I think you went to far with...

Keeping all of my mouths shut
Cover your eyes and shake it up
You weren't worth all this bad luck
I think I just wanted to...

Whoa
In my bed
In my head
I'm blading the secretary

Whoa
Love is dead
But in my head
I'm slaying the secretaries  

It's eight thirty
Really early
My mind's dirty
I'm looking at the secretary
Behind the desk
She's looks the best
I put a post it on her breast
She's impressed, she undressed
We had sex 
In the office
Yeah I tossed it
Where my boss at
He's missin' out
I made a shout
On the desk her legs out
She grabbed my sack
I sent a fax
Lunch time for a Big Mac 

Did you really wanna go that far
Did you really wanna go that far
Did you really wanna go that far
No 

Did you really wanna go that far
Did you really wanna go that far
Did you really wanna go that far
No 

Diddling the secretary and
I didn't know it'd be so scary
Her hub cut off my twig and berries
Whoa 

Diddling the secretary
I'm diddling the secretary
I'm diddling the secretary
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!